You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
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no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
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Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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