femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

(Source: jessidays, via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

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(via laughparty)

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)

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whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via laughparty)

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